I got a few good laughs yesterday and just had to share. 1. I saw hubby whack his face into his car door. It knocked his hat sideways and everything. You know I had to open the door and yell, “I saw that!” It was so cute. Kind of reminded me of our so-called “first [...]
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Hilariosity
Posted in Dwight, Funny, Scott on January 10, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Sweetness!
Posted in Dwight, family, Funny, Madison, Scott, VBAC, tagged family, pranks, Sweetness on May 14, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Sweetness is finding out that the book your VBAC instructor recommends for your class next week was already sent to you by a dear friend who cares. (Thanks, Jen!) Self-Discovery is finding out you really do have the power to resist punching your smart-ass teenager in the face. Exhaustion is looking at your busy calendar and realizing you [...]
My Date With Jim Halpert
Posted in Dreams, Funny, Pregnancy on May 1, 2008 | 6 Comments »
About a week ago, I ended up on a spontaneous date with Jim Halpert. Not the actor, John Krasinski, who plays Jim Halpert on The Office, but the character. At least that’s how it was in my dreams. It was actually kind of funny. Funny enough to tell my husband that I dreamt about going on a date [...]
Isn’t There A Law Against That?
Posted in Dwight, Funny, Parenting, tagged Kids, Motherhood, Parenting, things kids say on April 10, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Scott and I were sitting outside, mocking the weatherman as we enjoyed the beautiful weather yesterday afternoon when we started talking about baby names. Of course, my husband can never get serious about this topic without first coming up with some real crazy names. He started looking at the labels around us and blurted out [...]
3rd Trimester Already? (And Things My Kids Say)
Posted in Funny, Joshua, Kelly, Kids, Madison, Parenting, Pregnancy, tagged Kids, Parenting on April 2, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I can’t believe it’s already here. As of Monday (two days ago), I am officially in the third trimester. When I figure out the weeks, I literally lose my breath for a second. Especially when I factor in that I went into labor a week early with Madison. If I did the same thing, that [...]
When Life Hands You Poop…
Posted in Dogs, Dwight, Funny, Scott, tagged Dogs, Kids, Parenting, poop on February 28, 2008 | 8 Comments »
Tuesday night we were gathering around the dinner table when Dwight began to tease Patrick about an old habit of his. Scott is great at shutting the kids down when they try to humiliate another sibling like this, so he picked a similar habit Dwight had when he was younger to remind him about. “Dwight, [...]
Dear L.i.f.e T.@.u.c.h,
Posted in Dwight, Funny, Joshua on October 22, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Seriously?!?!? How could you send this home and think I would want to hang this on my wall? And the family? Do you really think I want to send this to them? This is not a picture to proudly display on the living room wall. This does not capture my son’s personality. To be honest, I’ve [...]
My Blog Is Awesome!
Posted in Blogging, Dwight, Funny, tagged Blogging, Funny, Kids on October 11, 2007 | 6 Comments »
Okay, so I don’t think that my blog is awesome, but tonight we got a phone call that apparently means, MY BLOG IS AWESOME! See, Dwight brought the phone to me because I was trying to take care of Madison. Of course, he couldn’t help but look at the caller ID which read, “Journal-News.” Figuring [...]
Leaving On A Jet Pack
Posted in Funny, Joshua, Parenting on September 26, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Okay, I’m experiening a moment of temporary defeat. I. am. miserable. My back is killing me, my husband is out of town, and Joshua has missed his third day of school (although I think he’ll be able to go to school tomorrow). Kelly is also still sick. And my left eye is really driving me crazy! So, with [...]



